In the early hours of the evening, Coalition forces can be seen running into helicopters and mobile ground units, UH60 Blackhawk helicopter rotors begin to thump as beside them Apaches spin up as well. In the distance, the sound of […]
It was announced a short while ago that the Coalition of anti-Irani nations have pushed forwards hard this morning through the valley of death and into the Irani town of Jenah, local sources have announced that M1A2 tanks rolling through […]
While officials are releasing their own press statements, and the enemy leaks complaints about Jeffism, complaints are coming out from within our own military forces as well- stating that the official story of battles playing out doesn’t truly reflect the […]
Today long-term JF-17 pilot sock filed numerous formal complaints about ‘Jeffism’ claiming that pilots unfairly attacked his beloved JF17 simply out of ‘jealousy’ and ‘Because its Chinese. This is despite actual fighter pilots, Engineers and those with PHD’s pointing out […]
Bitter fighting continues today over the town of Bandar-e-Charak, the site of initial coalition forces landings on the Iranian mainland. After initially losing the town, Iran now claims to have recovered it via a mechanized assault combining technicals from the […]
Rumours at a printing factory have revealed a massive order by coalition forces of 30,000 large stickers bearing the Oprah meme and the text “YOU GET A CBU…YOU GET A CBU…EVERYONE GETS A CBU!!!”. The sizing appears to match the […]
After weeks of serious discussion and a mass of information handed to the United Nations showing Irani forces using Civilian buildings as cover, coalition forces announced today that Operation Rolling Thunder has begun. The 4th in a long line of […]
Coalition forces have stated they will ‘review’ pilot training after a number of recent mishaps cost the lives of over two dozen sailors, at least 3 civillian apartment complexes and a small dog. All in the span of 2 hours […]
In the late hours of the afternoon on the 28th the USS Teedy R sails west in the Persian Gulf its decks a hive of activity and calamity as aircraft are readied for an upcoming strike, at the time we […]
Coalition forces have suffered a severe setback in recent days with the loss of their strategic hold on the Island of Kish forcing all western operations back to naval assets in the region. The setback which comes after weeks of […]
