the BUFF in action

“Flak so thick you can walk on it”

With enemy forces holding strategic bases in the UAE B-52 bombers have recently been ordered into the region to shut down the runway, so far the missions have by all accounts suffered 100% loss rates. Forward scouts and the rare […]

Restart 15/01/2022

Situation: After months of Coalition aggression and hostilities, Iran with aid from China, Kiwi Land and Pakistan has made a rapid assault into the UAE, taking most of the country and setting up a line to push into Al Dhafra, […]

Change of ownership of Kiwi Battlefield Technologies Ltd?

Speculation and rumours abound in the financial markets this evening. An unconfirmed report from a trusted source advised this reporter that Cows Go Boom Limited has made a takeover bid for Kiwi Battlefield Technologies. In what was initially thought of […]

Persian Gulf

Sources close to this reporter have indicated that Iran recently managed to secure a large black market deal, Coalition commanders in the AO according to other sources in the coalition command structure have been warned that this may mean that […]

An update on the scenario in the gulf:

Jac had a spat and said her islands she wanted back. Thee wish shall be said Big Al… just leave it to me. Al flew and he blew all the coalition forces that he could view But alas even fearless […]

Joint statement from The Pulpit of Truth, Empire of Nu Zullend, on behalf of the Iranian Revolutionary Council and Empress Jazzinder the First

May the light of her benevolence and wisdom shine eternally on her people and blind the eyes of disbelievers and enemies of the Empire.Having successfully seen off the naked and unprovoked aggression from the coalition forces and expelled their terrorist […]

CNN Persia : Allies loose territory as Irani Forces retake vital ports and islands.

Coalition forces today suffered setbacks across the theatre as dedicated Irani Helicopter pilots moved special forces and supplies into position to retake much of their homeland. At the current time, CNN was refused a comment from the commander of the […]

In an aggressive push, coalition forces have managed to take hold of part of the western AO. When questioned about the particular tactics used given the high casualty count one commander was said to have said that we took a […]