– may the light of her benevolence and wisdom shine eternally on her people and blind the eyes of disbelievers and enemies of the Empire.

Authorised and delivered by the Minister for Information and Truth, Ima Dikheade.

It is the view, and therefore the truth, Empress Jazzinder deems the unlawful aggression of the Coalition against the peace loving and free peoples of the Iranian Republic has gone too far. The spiteful, naked aggression, uncalled for attacks and invasion of the Iranian mainland is to cease immediately with all Coalition forces to lay down their arms forthwith, in place and with all ammunition stockpiles to remain intact. All Coalition forces in theatre must then remove their uniforms and dance the fandango then promptly swim back to Oman. Oh, and in addition, the West Island of Nu Zullend (that formally and incorrectly referred to as Australia) will be ceded with immediate effect to Nu Zullend, so the peoples living there may also experience the pleasure of Empress Jazzinders’ enlightenment, benevolence and wisdom. As a tangible demonstration of support from the Empire of Nu Zullend, an initial military force comprising logistical support and military advisors has been dispatched to assist the non-aggressive, peace loving and free peoples of Iran. Should the aggression against Iran continue and / or the West Island not be ceded to Nu Zullend, then the level of support will be escalated to full military cooperation with Iran including Nu Zullend pilots taking an active part in restoring and enforcing the boarders of Iran.

In other unrelated news, Nu Zullend, Iran and China have announced a new military and trade pact. As there is a world-wide shortage of container vessels, the Chinese Navy has very graciously offered to transport all trade goods in their carrier battle groups. This explains the recent arrival of many military vessels in Nu Zullend ports and in the newly established trade routes that seeming surround the West Island. When the Minister for Information and Truth was reminded that the current conflict was started following the unprecedented attempted to take over the whole of the Arabian gulf and peninsular, the Minister replied that the unfounded and untruthful reports had no basis in fact, was an untruth and did not happen that way at all. He suggested that it had been previously agreed that a joint military exercise between all of the nations taking place in those regions had somehow been forgotten and it was instead a gross violation of trust and the partnership arranged with the peaceful nation of Iran… He also added there was no correlation with this move to support Iran and that Big Al’s HOTAS has broken, limiting him to helicopter and land-based activities… Long live Empress Jazzinder! (until the said broken HOTAS PCB is replaced and / or the AH64 module recently purchased is live!)

From Terran Dogsbark Alot